Vol. I · Est. 2026

Independent & improperly confident

A California gazette

The Snoot

Rulings on taste, conduct & other matters beyond our jurisdiction

The Case Against Brunch Menus Longer Than a Novella

Eggs, coffee, perhaps something with smoked fish. Civilization has already solved this problem.

Eggs, coffee, perhaps something with smoked fish. Civilization has already solved this problem.

A brunch menu should establish confidence by omission. Twelve Benedicts do not indicate abundance; they indicate that no one was willing to chair the meeting. Give us one excellent version, crisp potatoes, sound coffee, and a room in which conversation need not compete with a disc jockey.

1 Bottomless anything remains outside our jurisdiction and beneath our notice.