Vol. I · Est. 2026

Independent & improperly confident

A California gazette

The Snoot

Rulings on taste, conduct & other matters beyond our jurisdiction

Six Rieslings for People Who Have Nothing to Prove

Acid, clarity, and the quiet confidence to ignore anyone still asking whether it is sweet.

Riesling asks for only three things: sufficient acidity, a clear sense of place, and the quiet confidence to ignore anyone still asking whether it is sweet.

The right bottle can move from aperitif to table without changing clothes. Look for balance rather than a number on a sweetness scale, and buy from producers who seem more interested in vineyards than bottle weight. A useful wine need not arrive with a lecture.

1 Three of our eventual recommendations will be German. None will require a pronunciation performance.